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Why the fuck do I even try anymore. Everything in my life is literally shit. I’m constantly depressed, I never feel healthy because of my fucking illnesses. I can’t win. No one wants to be with me at all, like all my friends are in relationships and they’re happy with who they are with. But me who try’s so hard to make everyone happy is just horribly sad all the fucking time. I am not trying to say that I’m not happy for my friends because I am. I honestly couldn’t be happier for them, that they finally found someone they are happy with but why? Why can’t I find someone who I am happy with, someone who genuinely just wants to be with me. Why?

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coco chanel was a nazi

i say this with no hyperbole whatsoever

she literally worked for the nazis and benefitted from jewish shareholders in chanel being sent off to concentration camps when their share came into her possession

parisian consumers actually refused to buy a lot from her own ranges after 1940 because she was an infamous collaborator but british and american consumers kept on buying them and continue to glorify her

that’s nice

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lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

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blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:

One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

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arandomwhitedude:

If ur about to cum early u gotta slow the stroke down. If ur goin 70 mph u needa chill and school zone the pussy. U gotta start thinkin about anything and everything but her vagina. Think about that holographic mewtwo card you got in 5th grade. Pussy needs to be the last thing on your mind. We gotta do better

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

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verisimilis:

This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

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chadontop:

Eatin yo girls pussy like

chadontop:

Eatin yo girls pussy like

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